Sup Bitch

mixmioart:

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🦇Service Mindset🦇

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

sunsetandthemoon:

#an actual comedian 

mmm-asbestos:

mmm-asbestos:

mmm-asbestos:

thinking about hospital and university underground tunnels….

there is something about them….

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like literally your doctor tells you to go to another building and to take the tunnel cause its faster and you end up in a literal backroom and depending on how new the construction is you will encounter all three pictured above in order

my favorite part of this post is most people in the notes are like yeah yeah scary underground tunnels under hospitals and universities we’ve all seen them but also there is a small group of people who never heard of these in their life and are very confused rn

1stsana:

theriversdaughter:

ex-evil-genius:

pastelpinkcheeks:

thelasagnamanifesto:

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

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One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English.

They all, however, spoke Spanish.

I love the world

braindead-virtually-tv:

imp:

afloweroutofstone:

imsoshive:

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

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This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

this is literally the scariest post i have ever seen

When you finally find the man who’s been dicking your mom down and stealing all your snacks

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maxinesarahart:

Not a topic for debate.

cosmictisane:

a-game-is-the-foot:

delphinidin4:

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these are still the most hilarious

shadow-posession-jutsu:

vergak:

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for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics

jacksonvilleyouth:

She’s staring at your hands imagining them around her throat.